I have a question for you.
For some time now, I have been puzzled over something and maybe you can clear things up a bit for me?
What in the name of blue blind fuck to you see in Sarah Palin? How come she is still floating around the country when she should be in a maximum security home for the bewildered?
Maybe it takes someone from beyond your shores to point this out to you, but she is weapons grade insane. She is several sandwiches short of a picnic. The lift very definitely does not go to the top floor. She is loopers, barking or any other term of endearment that applies, yet people still support her. Why?
I suppose I shouldn’t be too harsh on you, because we have our own mini-Palin here in Ireland. She is an utter dimwit that has somehow slotted herself into the position of Second In Command. I swear the only reason our Glorious Leader hasn’t been assassinated by now is that everyone is terrified at the prospect of Mary “Palin” Coughlan being in charge.
Your Palin really takes the biscuit though. She starts up this Tea Party effort and people support her. Why? What the fuck is that all about? She is starting a new movement on the basis that she has 2,000,000 ‘likes’ in Facebook? Does that not say something about her? Do you realise that if she ever got into the White House, she is likely to start a war on the basis of the number of followers she has in Twitter?
I will grant you that she is easy on the eye, and if push came to shove then yes, I probably would, but I would hate myself afterwards. But is that reason enough to keep voting her in? I suppose some of you will claim that she is the lesser of two evils, but is she? You may not agree with Obama, but at least he sounds like he knows what he is talking about. At least he doesn’t go around painting cross-hairs on maps. At least he isn’t encouraging everyone to take up arms.
I will say one thing.
If she ever does get elected to the White House, I’ll be damned glad of the Atlantic.
I just hope it’s wide enough.