I do wish they would fuck off.
They keep phoning me and when I answer, there is no one there.
What’s worse, they keep changing their number that comes up on my little display. Sometimes it’s 000123456789. Sometimes it’s 111111111111 They phoned today, and their number was 0061111111112.
Cold callers are bad enough. At least I can tell them to fuck off directly [and I frequently do], but the Weirdos [as I call the latest batch] don’t even hang around for a bit of abuse. They just disappear as soon as I answer.
If it’s the CIA, they had better get their act together, though why they should just set out to annoy me is a tad baffling.
If anyone out there knows who they are, could you please pass on a message for me? I don’t like having to give messages by proxy, but they leave me no alternative. Could you please tell them to fuck off? From me?