A chat with supershadow
I don’t normally mock the feeble minded.
However, when they come absolutely begging for it, it is a temptation that is too hard to resist. Heh!
I have received another mail from my ‘Caring Reader’
i just saw your article. ye all think ye are some kind of celebrity bloggers.
100 years from who will care about ‘headrambles’ or ‘maxicane’
YE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN VIRTUAL SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NITE.
never to be seen again
supershadow.com gets thousands of hits a day. how many does you and your cabal get?
everybody wants to be me. thats right go in to facebook and search for mickey suttle and you will get loads of imitators. now try the same with ‘headrambles’ or some other obscure member of you blogroll.
people are so jealous of me they post misinformation, just like this:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow
but you know what grandad –jealousy is greatest form of flattery.
Good day
M E suttle (the magnificent, the great supershadow)
i just saw your article. ye all think ye are some kind of celebrity bloggers.
Me? A celebrity blogger? Fuck off. I’m just a bloke who has a life.
100 years from who will care about ‘headrambles’ or ‘maxicane’
In a hundred years from now, I doubt very much if I will give a flying shit about Headrambles. Maybe my great great grandchildren will, but I very much doubt it. I can’t speak for Maxi though. You’d need to ask him directly.
YE ARE NOTHING MORE THAN VIRTUAL SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NITE.
Ah! Good. You have discovered the Caps Shift key. You really ought to use it more often. Especially at the beginning of sentences. And that’s not how ‘night’ is spelt.
supershadow.com gets thousands of hits a day. how many does you and your cabal get?
I don’t know why you are concerned about supershadow.com? It’s not your site. It’s run by some fucking eejit in the States called Mickey Suttle. I can’t speak for my ‘cabal’ but my traffic is quite good thanks. Tens of thousands of hits per day.
Maybe your little friend in the States would like to contact me and I’ll teach him how to increase traffic?
everybody wants to be me. thats right go in to facebook and search for mickey suttle and you will get loads of imitators. now try the same with ‘headrambles’ or some other obscure member of you blogroll.
Oh, sweet lamb of divine Jayzus! If I did do a search on the web for my name, I would get thousands of results. But then I don’t search for my name, because I have a life. And why would anyone want to be you? Anyone can be a tosser. All it takes is a right hand.
people are so jealous of me they post misinformation, just like this:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow
Why in the name of all that’s holy should anyone be jealous of you? The only people who have heard of you are the people that you and your little pals have annoyed.
but you know what grandad –jealousy is greatest form of flattery.
No. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Please get your facts right. And while you are at it, could you please learn proper grammar and punctuation? Or haven’t you come to that stage in school yet?
M E suttle (the magnificent, the great supershadow)
No. You are not M E suttle [sic]. Mickey Suttle is a wanker in the States. You are a wanker in Cork. That is rather naughty of you to be using his name after you moaning about imitators. And you should learn to be a little less modest.
Now, it’s quite a nice day, and you are on your school holidays, so I suggest you put on your Chewbacca suit and go out and play with your plastic Millennium Falcon, preferably on a main road.
Sorry about Feb 2010, Grandad. I was on holiday that month. I did ask the housesitter to stand in for me, but she heard wrong and visited shedrankles.com 20,000 times a day instead.
@Grandad – you should probably not give the guy the time – now he’ll send you twice as many annoying emails.
Are “hits” really all that important? After all, a page with 5 images and a stylesheet would count as 6 hits? I’d say unique visitors is more important…
@Ciaran – lol!
This fella is brilliant.
Keep it going.
It’s great. Instead of reading one mad mans posts, we’re getting two!
Ah, and don’t worry about being remembered in a hundred years. They all say the world is going to end in 2012 anyway. I’m surprised he hasn’t sensed that ” a great change is looming in the force”.
Ciaran – No problem. I wondered why Shedrankles was getting so much traffic.
Kae – Of course I want to encourage him. His mails always give me a laugh [just before they go in the bin]. I know about hits, but he doesn’t. I also know the difference between file-loads and page-loads, but he doesn’t.
Darragh – His is a different madness from mine. On a scale of 1 to 10, I am 1, and he is around 15.
A cabal!
Can’t tell you how proud I am of you, son. I always knew you’d amount to a hill of beans, regardless what your ol’ ma might have said.
Look forward to the day when your name is proudly published with others of your ilk…
best laugh this week at the answers you gave him…..superb 🙂
20,000 hits a day and only 6 comments. Hmmmmmmm
You got an email Gramps? WTF am I doing wrong?
The man’s seriously deranged!
Anyway, this post put a smile on my face for the first time today, especially after reading that the new coalition here put the smoking ban and the death penalty in the same sentence…cnuts!
Doc – What more could a man want than to make his dad proud? I’m not quite sure I want to be on that list though…. 😐
Doug – In fairness, I couldn’t have done it without him.
TT – It’s complicated. Don’t worry about it. Leave it to the experts.
BigYin – I’ll write to you if you want, but I won’t be up to my friend’s standards? I saw that video of your spanking new Deputy Dawg. So much for listening to the people?!
Was February cancelled this year? It should be. It’s a crap month.
I was visited in the dead of night by that gobshite. I think every single blog in Ireland has. Wouldn’t be hard to find out exactly who he is. That’d be fun.
Holemaster – As you say, it should be easy. He is with Eircom and lives in Cork. IP provided on request!
I heard about the world ending in 2012 too – from my son. He said it came up at school. He couldn’t quite remember why or how the world is due to end then. Didn’t seem terribly bothered by it either. The doorbell probably rang and we got distracted. I must get round to contacting Bruce Willis and asking him to avert the impending catastrophe. Oh, wait, there’s the bell…
Hell hath no fury like Granpa scorned.
Why would a loser in Cork imitate a loser in America? That’s as complicated as the Father Ted episode where a priest pretends to be a priest.
Yet another mad bastard by the name of Wayne – Kerr – you’re a master at the put down grandad – like it … very entertaining
Blackwatertown – I had heard that the world is to end in 2012 as well. Something to do with the end of the Mayan Calander??? The calander in my kitchen ends on December 31st. Does that mean the world is goine to end then?
TT – I am merely pointing out to him the error of his ways, No scorn No fury. Just a helping hand.
Ian – ‘Tis one of the great mysteries of the insane mind.
Cardi – There are quite a few Wain Kerrs around all right. Not to mention a few Master Bates.