What would life be like without minorities?
I’m not talking about religious or ethnic minorities. I’m talking about those few fuckers who screw life up for the rest of us.
The majority of us, for example respect each others properties, but a few think it is their God given right to help themselves. As a result, we all have to suffer the burden of burglar alarms, electronic gates and high insurance rates.
The majority of us are reasonable drivers, but because of the few arseholes on the roads, we have to suffer punitive driving laws and more high insurance rates.
The majority of us never gave a thought to smoking in pubs or anywhere else for that matter, but because of the few zealots and bigots our hospitality trade and the social life of the country is in tatters.
Wherever you look, it is the small minority in society that is completely fucking things up for the rest of us, as it seems to be the philosophy that to tame the few, you have to restrict all. It is the philosophy that states that because some dumb fucking kid goes and wraps his car around a tree at a hundred miles an hour, that we all must be dumb fucking kids, so no one can drive more that thirty miles an hour. It doesn’t make sense, yet that’s the way it is.
If it weren’t for the minorities, we wouldn’t need half the laws that govern our daily lives. Life would be a lot cheaper. We could rediscover the true meaning of liberty.
If only there was a way to easily identify the minorities – we could just cull the fuckers for the sake of the rest of us.
The exception to this is, of course Fianna Fail. There are no minorities there. They are all dragging us down.