Minorities
What would life be like without minorities?
I’m not talking about religious or ethnic minorities. I’m talking about those few fuckers who screw life up for the rest of us.
The majority of us, for example respect each others properties, but a few think it is their God given right to help themselves. As a result, we all have to suffer the burden of burglar alarms, electronic gates and high insurance rates.
The majority of us are reasonable drivers, but because of the few arseholes on the roads, we have to suffer punitive driving laws and more high insurance rates.
The majority of us never gave a thought to smoking in pubs or anywhere else for that matter, but because of the few zealots and bigots our hospitality trade and the social life of the country is in tatters.
Wherever you look, it is the small minority in society that is completely fucking things up for the rest of us, as it seems to be the philosophy that to tame the few, you have to restrict all. It is the philosophy that states that because some dumb fucking kid goes and wraps his car around a tree at a hundred miles an hour, that we all must be dumb fucking kids, so no one can drive more that thirty miles an hour. It doesn’t make sense, yet that’s the way it is.
If it weren’t for the minorities, we wouldn’t need half the laws that govern our daily lives. Life would be a lot cheaper. We could rediscover the true meaning of liberty.
If only there was a way to easily identify the minorities – we could just cull the fuckers for the sake of the rest of us.
The exception to this is, of course Fianna Fail. There are no minorities there. They are all dragging us down.
It’s time for a revolution. Where’s the Irish fighting spirit ? Get rid of the gombeen men who are ruining the country. Let’s persecute the minorities who are ruining our social lives. Why don’t we organise a smoke-in and defy them ? They can’t jail us all if we refuse to pay the fines.
Perfidious – Our fighting spirit has been knocked out of us by decades of crap government. We badly need a revolution here, and a whole new order. I’m a bit old to start one myself, but if anyone else wants to start the ball rolling, I will be right there.
Grandad, you are of the perfect age to start a revolution. First off, you’re right Ireland and the US both need a revolution to rid us of the nanny states we live in. But again you’re the perfect age. you can get the ball rolling and get the people out of their comfy cocoon like homes and in the streets to rally for LIBERTY FOR ALL (not just the FF’ers). Then when you’re about 70 they will elect you President or Prime Hellraiser or some such post and you’ll be loved by all freedon loving folks around the world. Then you’ll die and be a martyr to the cause. There will be T-shirts sold to future generations with your likeness on them and it’ll be a fashion statement because none of the little fuckers wearing them will have had a good enough education in history and they’ll all just think wearing a Grandad T-shirt is cool.
Brianf – Maybe you’re right. Any chance you could send us over a few surplus tanks? About 500 should do the job? And while you are at it, we could do with a couple of container loads of assault rifles [I’ll leave the make up to your excellent judgement]. Not sure I fancy turning into Che Guivara, but then we all must make sacrifices.
I think BF’s idea of t-shirts is a good idea. Why don’t you get some made and sell them. Promote your website.? Competition amongst your readers for what to put on them. The three of us should be able to come up with something really nasty.
TT – You serious? Who the fuck would buy them? I wouldn’t!