Will you lot stop complaining.
I slave over this keyboard day after day without so much as a penny for my efforts, and all you lot do is whinge.
OK, so the site is slow. So am I. We are both old and it comes with the territory.
Now if you lot had to cough up to read this, then you might have an argument, but you don’t, so stop annoying me.
What you don’t seem to realise is that I have a lot on at the moment. I have important things to do, not trivial things like keeping you lot amused.
I don’t know why I’m going to do this, but I’m going to see if I can make the site any faster.
I have set up a new copy of this yoke and am going to run some experiments.
I have a funny feeling that it may be my theme.
If it is the theme, then I have to start from scratch and redesign a new one.
Do you really want that? Do you really want me to waste precious hours of the little time I have left playing around with pictures and colours and things just so you can save a few precious minutes of your precious lives?
Of course, if I am going to play around with the site, then I am going to have to remove it from time to time. There is only so much I can do with the test one.
So instead of having a slow site, you are going to get a no site.
Is that what you really want?