I am tired of the NicoNazis and their obsession with smoking.
According to them, everything from Death to Global Warming is caused by people smoking.
It is time to focus our attentions elsewhere and cause a bit of a distraction.
The NicoNazis are wrong. The Global Recession, traffic accidents and Sudden Infant Death are not caused by people smoking. They are caused by fat people.
Let’s just look at the facts.
Fat people eat more and therefore are the prime cause of famines and starvation.
Fat people fart more and are therefore behind [sic] the high production of methane.
Fat people take up more room and are therefore the cause of overcrowding on planes and trains.
Fat people have to be saved from themselves and God knows the terrible damage that passive fatness is doing?
It is time we put our foot down.
It is time that fat people are forced to drink out on the pavement.
All advertising for fast food should be banned.
In fact all fat people should be shunned by society and made to eat in the RTE canteen. That’ll teach ‘em.
Incidentally, can anyone tell be why men tend to develop beer bellies, and women grow fat arses? You rarely see men with arses that look like an oncoming crude oil tanker?