Ì was delighted to hear last night that those cowardly bastards in RTE retracted that news item about the Cowen portraits.
How dare they report the news in this manner.
Our Beloved Leader has been pilloried for too long and the time has come to make a stance against the low life and infidels who dare to impugn our Glorious Leader.
Is he to be sneered at for his indecisions and incompetence? No. He is after all merely
Is he to be reviled for his relations with the building industry during the Good Years? No. He was merely doing a Jade Goody and putting a few bob to one side ‘for his children’.
The time has come when we must make a stance. There will be no more negative comments about our Wonderful Leader. Those who deign to criticize him should immediately be assigned for ‘retraining’. From now on, we will only hear the good news, and we shall be a lot happier for it.
Control of the media is essential at this time, lest they say something negative about His Holiness. In fact, the Director General of RTE should immediately be reassigned to a menial task in the Ringsend Sewage Station as a lesson to the rest of those who would speak ill of our Great Government.
We must all revere and adore His Godliness for his inspired leadership in this time of crisis. Nothing negative must pass our lips.
The North Koreans have the right idea.