Bleak house — 21 Comments

  1. ah, would you look at that – the first comment!!!
    Grandad, count yourself lucky, not many a place where you can head off and leave the door open. For me, there’s no point in owning anything valuable, folks’ll just want to steal it and you’ll have to pay to have big security crap to protect it. Though yeah, I dont get the big gates for the heck of it either.

    Forgot to ask yesterday, how’s Sandy getting on with the gp?

  2. Charmed – Someone has to be first!! I can understand security when there is a need for it. There are some areas of the cities where I put a padlock on my pocket. In the middle of rural Ireland though, it’s just an expression of wealth.

    Sandy thinks the GP is a puppy and gave it a great wash yesterday. Her nose is a little bit out of joint though, as she is afraid she may no longer be #1.

  3. I dare you to go and see if they have anti- handgrenade devices.

    They’re asking for it.

    Mind you, it could be Enya’s new gaff?

  4. K8 – I’ll try lobbing a few mortars. We’ll see how the cameras cope with them.

    That Enya just won’t stop following me around……

  5. You should loiter around the outside of the biggest one in black and balaclava with the Mission Impossible theme tune blaring out of some speakers and when they ask you what you’re up to, say:

    “Delta bravo alpha dog, needs to borrow cup of sugar, over”

  6. I love country living.

    Once I was stranded at home for five days because I couldn’t find my car keys. Eventually I found them in the ignition of the car, unlocked in the drive. Good thing I was happy enough staying home.

    My security system is a dog with a big bark. He’s only saying, ‘I WANNA BONIO!’ but nobody else knows that.

  7. Susan – I have left my keys overnight in the ignition too. Our Sandy is a Bonioholic too, and her bark usually means “will you be my friend?” There are exceptions though – tourists, scruffs, burglers and anyone I dislike.

  8. The world is full of people who think they are better than ‘normal folk’ – what they don’t understand is their high walls and locked gates only increases their paranoia to the point where they can’t speak to or even look at ‘us commoners’ – their loss!!!

  9. There is a few of them around my way, range rovers , big gates, and they think they blend in by having hundreds of pheasants ran onto their shotguns.The world is full of plonkers, your right bring on the recession ,I’ve nothing to lose anyway.

  10. Ya think the recession will change em? They’ll sit in their secure houses counting their money and congratulating themselves on their acumen while the rest of the county wails.

  11. I imagine the burglar’s have walked through out place, eyeballed all four dodgy cars all with keys in their ignition, taken a look around and decided to go down the road to the nice big house with the electronic gate and security cameras because they have to be protecting something valuable when clearly I’m not. I have two dogs . . . neither would wake up if there was a removal truck pulling up outside!

  12. Thrifty – And where are they keeping their money? Shares? Heh! Investment portfolios? Ha Ha! The banks – not worth much. Property? Hmmmm? I’d say a lot of them have suffered.

    Baino – I always said that if someone did break in here, they’d take pity on us, tidy the place and leave us some decent stuff.

  13. Oh, they might be much less well off, but they are still better off than I, and much better connected. Until the gaffs you describe are being re-posessed they’re doing OK.

  14. Thrifty – The majority of the ones I know are miserable bastards. I can guarantee that you may be financially poorer, but you are a lot happier.

  15. I grew up in town where you locked the front door to let people know you were not home, and left the back door open in case some needed to get it. We always left the key in the car in case one of them had to be moved. When visiting my dad would get mad because I not took the keys out, I actually locked the car.

    By contrast while living in Miami my wifes car was broken into while she was attending mass. They did about 5 times as much damage to the car as they got from the items they stole.

  16. I know we’re pretty rural up here, but none of us lock our doors and still wander in and out of each others’ places. It’s one of the things that I love about living here. Mind you, there’s a couple of newly built big, flash ivory towers with electric gates. They’re sitting empty with for sale signs outside, though. Shame….

  17. lots of stuff, security, paranoia, one-upmanship, what does it all get you? Not a damn thing except more of the same and a boat-load of health problems and your kids hate you for no reason. Growing up poor and Catholic meant macaroni and cheese on Friday, confession on Saturday, mass on Sunday and nuns and school again on Monday and all was right with the world. You played outside with your friends, you used your imagination to the fullest and pretended to fly like superman, built forts and made pretend farts with your arm pits. No locked doors and families watching out for one anothers kids. Lots of stuff is no guarantee of anything except maybe anxiety about wanting more and getting less, the poor bastards with the security eye in the sky will never “see” the comet coming until it is too late.

  18. John O – You have just described my youth perfectly [I’m still not too fond of macaroni cheese]. As for The Others – The only reason I go on about them is that they are ruining the countryside with their forts. I swear if I ever won the lottery, I’d give most of it away!

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