It was a long time since I had a good game of golf.
Yesterday, it struck me as being the perfect chance for a round.
We have had a very unseasonable period of very dry weather, and there has been a lot of sunshine. Also we have had a couple of visits from our K8’s dog Wouldya. The material was plentiful and in perfect condition.
I was sorry last night to see Bock launch such a vitriolic attack on such a fine game. He has obviously never played the game properly, as the satisfaction of sending a quarter pound dog turd flying in an open car window has to be experienced before the true subtleties of the game can be appreciated. I must invite him for a round sometime.
I had a fine time.
My golfing skills have improved immeasurably. Using a driver, I was able to sail turds off into the next parish. Using my irons, I was able to loft magnificent examples of dog excrement into the various neighbouring properties.
I didn’t score any eagles or albatrosses. I did score a magpie, which surprised him no end.
Incidentally, I have a little message for my neighbour.
I hope you enjoyed your barbeque. It smelled delicious from my place.
One thing though. That large frankfurter…. I’m not quite sure how to put this…. It wasn’t a frankfurter. It was a rather neat shot from beside my pond.
I hope you enjoyed it.