What’s all this fanfare about the Irish Times being available on-line?
Big fucking deal.
Irishtimes.com me arse.
Newspapers on the Interweb are utterly useless. They are functionless.
Can you wrap chips in a monitor?
Can you put a computer screen on the floor to mop up dog piss?
Can you hold a computer across a fireplace to get a sluggish fire going?
Laptops are of little use if you are trying to light a bonfire.
Have you ever tried making a kite out of a server?
Try swatting a wasp with a rolled up Dell.
I’m going to continue buying the good old fashioned newspaper.
I might even read it occasionally.