Help Desk — 26 Comments

  1. Excellent.

    I had someone search mine for “The meaning of wife”.

    Maybe he had a speech impediment that crossed over to his typing.

    I said that at a guess, the meaning of wife is whatever she tells you it is.

  2. That was a random selection out of about five hundred. I get the weirdest searches finding this site, but then I write some pretty weird stuff….?

  3. “do i need a big cock: That depends. Do you have a big hen?”

    I need a new keyboard after that one. I just spilled my coffee all over it 🙂

  4. Robert – I wish you people would stop blaming me for your clumsiness. Spill coffee on the keyboard? Blame Grandad..

  5. Those are insanely hilarious!!! The hen one almost caused me to spit out me tea, but I know better than to drink and read your blog by now! 🙂 I’ve been getting a lot of hits for “Polish Porn”. What’s up with that? 🙂

  6. ah for Gods sake… just go ahead and lower the tone there Grrrrandydad…. you can always blame Darren…

  7. Peter – The tone here is about as low as it can get. I thought you knew that by now?

  8. … yes it is quite low actually, I blame Darren. It makes a welcome change from myself

  9. It offers endless possibilities for research. For example, one post of mine, some time back, is visited almost exclusively by people in Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

    Now why would they be so interested in something called Animal Sex Horse Fuck Gay Horse Sex?

  10. Bock – The mind boggles. I just got a search for “mr. buzzard is out in the yard”. What the hell are they looking for???

  11. Perhaps Mr Buzzard has acknowledged to the residents of the yard that he’s a homosexual?

  12. Grandad,

    They wanted to know what “knid” of dog the dog was, no wonder they got lost. Have you commented much in knids in the past? Has Sandy any views on knids?

    My last visitor’s search term was “Ian Poulton gay”. The inquiry was from my home area in Somerset, where I have not lived for twenty-five years.

    I do have a nice rainbow coloured flag.

  13. Hahaha the most exciting I get is secret housewifes dating and men make great pets! Now, to look around for some household objects that might morph into suitable sex toys!

  14. What side of the road? what a stupid question.You ride the white line, how else would you know if you were on the road.

  15. Maybe Mr. Buzzard was looking for the gay horse.

    Love your blog. I’ve always been a rather sober, introverted sort, and it takes something REALLY funny to make me laugh out loud. Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read your post.

  16. Great Post. It truly is amazing what some people search for. 🙂

    I wonder how many of these people subscribed to your blog afterwards !

  17. Paul – Welcome!! That is a good question. I have no idea, of course. Did you subscribe? 😉

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