What do women get up to?
I was sitting here this morning minding my own business.
Herself came in.
"Would you ever nip down to the village, post these things and collect a woman?"
"A woman?" says I.
"Yes. Are you daft? You know what a woman is? Long hair and glasses."
I am not the type to argue and I gave up asking questions decades ago. It’s not worth the hassle.
I went and posted the yokes she gave me and then hung around the village until I saw a woman with long hair and glasses.
I bundled her into the car. She seemed a bit surprised, but I’m going to use the Nuremberg Defence if it comes to trial.
I drove home and gave the woman to Herself. Herself was delighted.
I’m hiding in my den now. I don’t know what they are up to, and I don’t want to know. Maybe herself has gone back to her medical experiments? Maybe she just felt like a woman to woman chat? There is a lot of crashing and banging going on out there, but I’m staying where I am. I have Sandy with me for security.
There are times when a man knows when to keep his head down.
Don’t most guys dream of having their partners (politically correct) ask for another woman to be brought home ???
Hey cool, I got the first comment 🙂
Paul – Do they? It depends on what the other woman is brought home for? As I said – I didn’t dare ask.
Actually, you got the first two comments. But I got the third…..
I learned some time ago that we (men) are much better off not knowing what women are up to.
I remember my father telling me a few years ago:
“Son, never try to understand a woman.”
Best piece of advice I ever got.
You know what a woman is? Long hair and glasses.
Always knew there was something not quite right with that John Lennon fella. Thanks for clarifying!
Sixth. Woo hoo! A top ten finish.
Crawl out the window and run like hell,This will give you a chance to live.
Robert – Very very sound advice.
Longman Oz – I hadn’t thought of that. Food for thought?? You could be right.
Brianf – You are weird.
Popeyemoon – Somehow, I feel safer with a locked door, a shotgun and a guard dog.
Perhaps they are plotting how to take down more terrourist? Then again, they could be plotting the opposite!
I asked my great Uncle one time to give me tips about women. He said, “Boy, I’m 93 years old, and I’m still learning…good luck”. I just roll with the punches, plates, or whatever is coming my way. 🙂
Like i said run like hell,or live in your room.Do take ,Sandy and your shotgun.Give it a few day’s till they worried about you,and say I had a few pints and went hunting tourist.
Downunder our indigenous people have a great tradition which translates; “Secret Women’s Business” . . .the men are not allowed to know what goes on. Perfect!
That’s why I’m single ….. with two dogs for company.
The only way I could ever understand a female was from a distance …. the closer I got to a female (especially one I liked) the more of a blubbering idiot I became. Easier to give up the ghost with chasing women than to endure the ignominy of remaining a babbling idiot.
These day I do my babbling online.
JD – I tend to duck for the plates and roll with the punches. I just chance to luck with the frying pan.
Popeye – Herself might get worried but I doubt the woman would. She had never met me before.
Baino – How can you have “Secret Women’s Business” between total strangers? I just picked her off the street. She could have been [and actually was] anybody.
Paddy – Stick with the dogs. They’re much better, though there are some things they aren’t good for, unless you are into besti…. No. I won’t go down that road.
If you are worried about being a blubbering idiot in front of women, try chloroform or a Tazer. It works for me.
Okay – I’m lost ?? !!!
hmmm…maybe I’m intruding in a conversation I shouldn’t even be near…
sorry…
I’m going to the back of the room…
out of the building…
I wasn’t even here…
Medstudentwife – You can come back in again now…
I have a dazzer ….. it’s for dogs …… any good on women?
N.B.
Not into the ‘whole’ beastiality scene ….. I could never slot in!
Disclaimer:
Paddy Bloggit is straight, not twisted …. ….. years of using the iron to get the wrinkles out has ensured that Paddy is as straight as a die!