I have just heard the most incredible news.
I am so happy.
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
Microsoft are going to release a PC with a simple interface aimed specifically at older users.
I can’t wait to get my hands on one.
I’ll be able to find out all about this Interwebby thing. I will be able to receive e-mails [if anyone wants to write to me] and maybe even send a few?
I have heard so much about computers, and I always wanted one.
I have heard that you can actually play games with them? I have heard that you can actually tell them what to do? I have heard that they have coloured screens and all. And large print. And I can even write my own prescriptions?
Will I be able to read the Death Notices?
I always read them first, to see if my name has appeared.