Laptop: What are you waiting for?
Me: Jayzus! You made me jump. I thought I gave you to Herself when I gave her the old laptop?
Laptop: And then you networked the two laptops together? Duh?
Me: So you’re back to annoy me?
Laptop: Yup. So what are you waiting for?
Me: I am only just out of bed. I have a lot of work to do and am trying to decide what to do first.
Laptop: Like Freecell or Minesweeper?
Me: Don’t be smart. Now that you’re here, I have a question.
Me: Why does my cursor sometimes slowly crawl up the screen even when I’m not touching the mouse?
Laptop: I’m working on a formula for anti-gravity. Next…?
Me: OK. A simple question. I have several contracts to do, a blog to write, invoices to send out and a book to write. Which do I do first?
Me: OK. Thanks.