Cold callers
I have found a new tactic for dealing with cold callers. I got tired of asking them for proof of identity. Voice: Am I speaking to Grandad? Me: You are. Voice: Hello. I’m from TalkTalk. Me: Fuck off. Voice: Pardon? … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: February 2008
My trees eat lorries
Our K8 wrote a while ago about her carnivorous plant. Her plant ate teeny little flies. I can go one better than that. I have trees that eat lorries. Yesterday I got a letter. Well, actually, I didn’t. A letter … Continue reading →
Fred
I had to go out yesterday, but that’s another story. As I drove up my lane on the way home, I met an old man. I slowed the car as he seemed confused. He eventually stepped to one side and … Continue reading →
Grandad and Granny rule
Herself was muttering about blogs and Google last night. I don’t know quite what she was muttering about because I usually don’t listen. To while away the time while she rambled on, I did a search for "Granny" in Google. … Continue reading →
