Herself was muttering about blogs and Google last night.
I don’t know quite what she was muttering about because I usually don’t listen.
To while away the time while she rambled on, I did a search for "Granny" in Google. Bugger me, but she came out #1 in Ireland!!! Grannylosttheplot is at the top of the list.
This worried me, so I did a search for "Grandad". With an enormous sense of relief, I found that I am #1 too!
So, in Ireland at least, Granny and Grandad rule. Stick that in your SEO cookbooks and smoke it.
She was still waffling, so I went further afield.
"Granny" in Google worldwide? She comes in at #4. Not bad, I thought. So the competition is hotting up, I thought.
"Grandad" in Google worldwide? Hah!! #4 again. So at least we are equal there too. We are an equal opportunities couple.
The only thing that bugs me now is that I am topped by "Grandad" from "Only Fools and Horses". That bugs me because the fecker is fictional and dead. He should be delisted. Where is my Wikipedia entry? I am real and alive.
My one consolation is that Granny is topped by a porno site.
She’ll never beat that.