HSE solves mammogram crisis
Head Rambles is delighted to announce that an unknown philanthropist has stepped in to provide free breast checks.
The HSE has welcomed this move as it frees up additional funds to renovate their headquarters.
All enquiries to boobs@headrambles.com
Get back! Get back! Keep away from my Boobs!
Ye durty old geezer!
Are you sub-contracting at all?
Thrifty – I’m opening an franchise if you are interested?
Absolutely, I’m sure the wife would approve of me moving into health-care.
You’ve gone beyond the call of duty my man, I’ll send my 90 year old granny around soon as
Looks like you are in a trailer park there.
Roy – Thank you very much 😐
TT – I go wherever duty calls.
OOh I’ll volunteer! Not often you get yer boobs felt for nothing. Oops…sounding a bit desperate there…
Yay! Get your coat E Mum, and you can leave the smalls at home……
In fairness Grandad I’d prefer that you had a look rather than some of the absolute TITS in charge of the HSE.
LOL Isit!! I’ve always had a secret desire, when visiting any healthcare establishment and having to disrobe, to whip off my bra and shout ‘look! aren’t they splended!’. I never do though.
Am I the only one still chortling with laughter at that picture? 😆
It might be something to do with the fact that I had a mammogram last week and it wasn’t half as much fun as you make it look, Grandad.
I reckon that beard would be a tad too itchy though… get the gillette out and I’m all yours. for a boob check of course.
highly politically incorrect but jesus did this make me laugh
ya auld bastard!
Bloody hell! I’m onto something here. 🙂
But the beard stays, Annie. Just be grateful I’m not smoking the pipe.
BEWARE OF JORDAN.
Dear Grandad,
I have a coworker who would like to take advantage of the offer for a free boob check. This particular person is quite amicable and sports a triple-D cup.
He weighs about 600 pounds…would that be a problem?
You know that mammograms are recommended only for the over 50s, and those with a family history of cancer, right?
You did?
Fine, carry on.
Hmm..Grand idea sir. Do you offer any sort of franchise deal for us poor bastards in the states? 🙂
Heh! The husband also offers his services. Men!
Some people just give and give…
Robert S – I’d have to construct a new device for Jordan. Anyway, I don’t do plastic.
SandH – That’s flab, not boobs. Easily confused by some.
JC – I’m over 50. I’m not sexist. [But the earlier the scan is done in life, the better!]
JD – You have McDonalds. Go away.
Deborah – What are ya moaning about? Women!
Wickles – It’s my nature. I can’t help it.