You have now reached your third day without a post from Head Rambles.
You should be feeling very proud of yourself.
By now, you must have noticed that you are eating better, and enjoying your food more. You will have more energy.
Some of the more advanced of you will even find you are beginning to do some actual work in the office. I know you never thought that that day would come!
Tonight, you should celebrate your success. After your twenty cigarettes, you bottle of whiskey and your heroin fix, you should treat yourself. Have some crack cocaine and some E’s.
Because you’re worth it.