Life has taken an unfortunate turn.
I have to go away for a while.
I’m not sure how long I’ll be gone.
The judge Someone said four years, but there is such a thing as remission. There is also such a thing as deviousness and corruption. So I may be back a lot sooner than you think.
If any of you feel like starting a campaign to “Free the Head Rambles One” then don’t let me stop you. Personally I have faith in my barrister ‘Slasher’ Moorhouse. Also that photograph I have of the Minister for Justice might come in handy – the one where he is in a very compromising position with a goat.
The problem is that I won’t be blogging, as far as I know. So for the first time since 2006, you’ll have to do without your daily dose of Head Rambles.
A couple of times in the past, I have had complaints that I have been late in posting. Apparently, I have inadvertently trained you, like Pavlov’s Dogs to drool around mid morning, as you sit waiting for my post to appear. I’m sorry about that. You should have more sense.
So now you are going to have to go cold turkey. You should be used to that after Christmas?
I know some of you will suffer from withdrawal symptoms. I can’t help that. I would suggest you take up smoking or alcohol instead. I believe heroin is quite a good substitute.
It will be interesting to see………