The Great Crazy Eight
I have been tagged again. Twice. Despite all I have said.
Dave over at Cognitive Edge has tagged me for eight things about myself, that people don’t know. I’d throw rocks at him for that but he says nice things about me, so I won’t. However, I have done this one so many times [twice? Three times?] that there is nothing left to say. He’ll have to make do with………….
A meme from Summer-Raine.
This one apparently is known as the Crazy 8. These memes are like bloody viruses.
Do not assume any significance in the order I have placed these!
8 THINGS I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT
1 – Honesty
2 – Freedom
3 – My dog and other animals
4 – My family
5 – Spelling and grammar
6 – Life
7 – My home and garden
8 – Peace and quiet
8 THINGS I SAY OFTEN
1 – F*ck
2 – Have they not gotten rid of Harney yet?
3 – I can’t remember
4 – Did you see my pipe anywhere?
5 – I’ll do it tomorrow
6 – Yes Dear!
7 – What?
8 – It wasn’t me. It was the dog.
8 BOOKS I RECENTLY READ
1 – Sacred Stone – Clive Cussler
2 – The Throwback – Tom Sharpe
3 – A spot of Bother – Mark Haddon
4 – Wilt in Nowhere – Tom Sharpe
5 – Frankly I read so many books, I’ve forgotten their names
6 – ditto
7 – ditto
8 – ditto
8 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1 – Finish the book what I’m writing
2 – See my grandchildren grow up
3 – Grow old
4 – Finish that damned jigsaw Herself gave me
5 – Fly a light aircraft [just once more]
6 – See Ahern declared bankrupt
7 – See Dubya convicted of war crimes
8 – Pay that bill…
8 SONGS I CAN LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER AGAIN
1 – Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
2 – Brothers in Arms – Dire Straits
3 – Behind Blue Eyes – Limp Bizkit
4 – Fotheringay – Fairport Convention
5 – The Four Seasons – Vivaldi
6 – Eine Kline Nacht Musik – Mozart
7 – Adiemus – Karl Jenkins
8 – The soundtrack from ‘Shipping News’ – Christopher Young
8 THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO MY FRIENDS
1 – Honesty
2 – Humour
3 – The ability to forget themselves
4 – Untidiness [tidy people scare me and minimalists freak me out altogether]
5 – Modesty [I dislike people who brag]
6 – Must be able to tolerate the smell of pipe smoke!
7 – Not hypocrites
8 – Animal lovers
8 THINGS I LEARNED IN THE LAST YEAR
1 – Apparently I can write
2 – You can make friends in the strangest of places
3 – Not all Americans are rotten
4 – The older you get, the better life is
5 – Life is full of surprises
6 – Acacia is a very fast growing tree
7 – Three year old granddaughters are the funniest people
8 – Windows Vista can actually work, with some patience and hacking
8 SUCKERS WHO ARE GOING TO GET DONE WITH THIS MEME
Now I have a problem.
I can either tag total strangers, which would be nasty, or I can tag people I know won’t respond, which seems a bit pointless. Or I can get revenge on all the people who have tagged me. But I have been tagged so many times recently, that I have used that store up.
So I’m going to pass on this one.
No I’m not. I’m going to pass it on to Kirk at Just Thinkin’ because he is daft enough to accept it.
If you are up to a challenge, then you too can try it. It’s better that the usual “7 things you don’t know about me” because it requires a little thought. Not much; just a little.
Ah, good old Tom Sharpe, I re-read the Wilt Alternative the other day, inspired me to post about the parallels in Eva’s alternative lifestyle obsession and the kind of thing I hear people talking about today (myself included). Apparently none of it is new, I’m just too young to have realised that before now. What’s Wilt in Nowhere like?
Wilt in Nowhere is very good [the daughters get up to great antics in America] but I preferred The Throwback. That is not to be read on public transport!
“Porterhouse Blue” was my favourite Sharpe. If you can still find Nicholas Salaman in print he wrote the same kind of stuff as T.S. I appreciate that you figured out that not all Americans are rotten. Brainwashed and misguided is all.
Speaking of “modern” authors I guess Leslie Thomas got too old to write. Great shame if so.Neil Gaiman is my new boy. “American Gods” is well worth a read.
p.s. Forgive me my poor spelling and grammar. I no know better. Merry Christmas to you and yours Grandad. Thanks for your entertainment.
So I’m reading your list nodding and smiling, sometimes chuckling and then I get to “Behind Blue Eyes,” in my opinion one of the best classic rock tunes of all times, and then I see “Limp Bizkit?” FFS Grandad – I’m disappointed in you. They can’t even spell their band name right and then they go ripping one of The Who’s greatest hits apart? No… just wrong. *SHAKES HEAD IN DESPAIR* Well it could be worse… you could prefer the Bryan Adams version! 😉
Hope you Granny and the kids have a lovely Christmas!
Ah yer a good sport alright! Just one teensy weensy problem . . I am a tidy freak and a minimalist . . .are you afraid? Very afraid? Thanks for the book tips, I’m running out of DVDs
Thanks, TT. I must look up Salaman in the library.
Deborah – Sorry to disappoint you. I have my reasons for liking that version, though I’m not knocking The Who [Pinball Wizard?!!!!]. Anyway, admit it – you’d hate me to be predictable?
Baino – If you haven’t read Tom Sharpe, I think he may be right up your street. Sorry to hear you are a minimalist. Maybe you can find a cure?
Can’t beleive you couldn’t think of 8 more things about yourself…that would have only been 24… sheesh.
Drowsey – I could invent things about myself but I’m too honest. The the truth is just plain boring. I’m a very boring ordinary person….
Goodness, you shouldn’t pay any outstanding bills before you go. As soon as you know the Grim Reaper’s on the way, just let ’em pile up and leave them for the relatives to take care of. Then use the extra money to jet off into the sun for a few weeks and indulge yourself shamelessly.
Nick – Fair point. I’ll just mortgage the house to the hilt and spend it all on having a good time. But what happens then if I live another twenty years?
Okay, I asked for…literally.
Actually I know how you never can think of people to victimize with these memes and neither can I. So I thought I’d just give you someone to tag otherwise your friends might give you a hard time about being a real pooper and not playing along.
I won’t tag K8 with this since she already turned it down once (yes?) and she’s busy trying to drive herself into the nearest mental institution by driving a taxi…and cleaning windows…and poisoning the neighbor’s cat…etc.
I enjoyed your list. I’m gonna copy it, change it bit and call it good. 😀