I mentioned the other day that I needed help with designing a website.
I was desparate.
That night, I gathered a list of all the deities I could find on Google.
I prayed like I never prayed before. I prayed to them all. Every God that had ever been invented. I’ll try anything once.
And it worked! I woke in the morning and things were a lot clearer. Suddenly all those weird thing you see when you view a web page’s source made a sort of sense. Amen to the power of prayer!
Then yesterday, I was happily programming away, and there was a ‘ping’ and a mail arrived in my inbox.
Nobody ever told me about this. I didn’t know you are billed by the minute? I know everyone calls themselves ‘consultants’ these days, but this is ridiculous.
You may think I am kidding; that I touched up the image above? I didn’t [apart from a bit of smudging].
I swear to God.
No I don’t.
I don’t want to be billed for that too.