Am I too old to learn? — 14 Comments

  1. Ah Jayzus, Twenty!! can’t ya read – “Don’t tell me about any books, or web sites.

    I haven’t time for that. I only have three days left!

    Thanks for the effort though.

  2. I am in a hurry out to catch a toyboy. So this has to be a quick answer.

    Those codes are simple:

    PHP = Park Here Please. It is a place where you put text.

    MySQL = Square Leg. In other words it refers to the things in the corner of a website.

    CMS = Church Missionery Society. You use it on sites for Holy People.

    I hope you find this information helpful.

  3. PHP – a scripting language: toss in a few >s and you’re golden

    MySQL – maintains the system..keeps all those little programming squiggles from running amok in cyberspace

    CMS – stores files and makes them available to users

    The whole kit and kaboodle might be compared to a friendly neighborhood pub, where the owner needs to lay in supplies, keep things running smoothly and monitor – referee – “discussions”.

    Right up your alley, I’d be willing to bet!

  4. dianne has it mostly spot on: my only further comment is that all of them are free – open source – and take very little time to learn.

    ..though, perhaps, not that little bit of time.

  5. Perhaps you can spare the lives of a few nerdy looking tourists, lock them in your basement, and run a web design sweat shop.

  6. You forgot JSD, it solves the problem of PHP, MySQL and CMS. Just Shoot Dick!

    Also is MySQL like myspace for squirrels?

  7. Wow! Sorry People. Fell asleep again…..
    That won’t help my projects!

    Grannymar – Thanks. That helps. A bit. I think. Maybe.

    Diane – I think that helps a lot more. It gives me a clearer idea. I like the idea of throwing in a few >s. It seems I have to throw a lot of cash in too. I noticed there were a LOT of $s around. Would it help if I used £ or even €?

    Robert – There’s always one. You ask for help and someone comes along and offers it – at a price!!

    Doc – I think you’re right. Diane has it right, but it’s not free if Robert has his evil way.

    Paul – Tourists are rarely nerdy looking. It would sort of spoil the spontaneity of the sport if I had to interview my targets my victims tourists first.

    Manuel – Now there’s a thought!!! But it’s against my principles to shoot real people. That’s killing! I might try LSD, though.

    Myspace for squirrels? Hmmmm!

  8. Who are you people? Geeks on speed? Get a 15 year old online gamer and pay him in Red Bull, he’ll nail it in an hour!

  9. PHP= Personal Hydrolised Poo

    MySQL= My Saboteur Qaeda League

    CMS= Craic Magic Schtick (got a wee lazy on that one)

    Ah, don’t give up on it Grandad. 🙂

  10. Forget all that code writing crapola!
    Go down the pub. Drink 15 to 17 pints. Drive home. Write a post about transendentalism. Copy and paste the whole post to the web site code page.
    There you have it! Web design in one evening.

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