You learn something new every day.
Today I learned that I live in a “vile, sodomite country”.
I learned that I live under a “Satanic, fag-inspired criminal law”. I always had my suspicions!
Apparently we “eat each other’s feces”. I knew the government spouted a lot of shit, but I don’t think I ever ate any of it. Is that where I am going wrong?
We “urinate on each other” [I have seen that going on in Temple Bar after a good stag night, all right]
Best of all, we are all Celtic Fudge-Packers and Irish Rump Rangers. [No mention of Shamrock Rovers?]
I think I have also discovered why it’s raining so much.
You see – God hates Ireland.
Yes. It’s official. He even has his own website – www.godhatesireland.com
We are the chosen ones.
P.S. to Rev. Phelps – we love you too.
P.P.S. Thanks Popeyemoon.