So Bertie is thinking of introducing an honours list?
Am I in with a chance? Who else is in with a chance?
Of course the first batch to go down will be the politicians themselves.
Lord Bertie of the Cayman Islands [or wherever the cash is stashed]?
Lord Gormley of the Gormless?
Harney becomes Baroness McDonalds?
Then we have to wade through the sports crowd, who have done nothing for Ireland except play with their balls, or run around a bit.
And there are all the people who have “helped Bertie out” financially. There’s going to be a lot of them. But a lot will be afraid of future tribunals, so they may keep quiet.
Eventually, he will get down to The Plain People of Ireland. You and me.
There will be Sir Grandad MBE [Master of the Blogging Empire]
Lord Twenty VC [Vicious C*nt]
Baroness Grannymar MP [Master Podcaster]
Dame Granny LTP [Lost The Plot, of course…]
Dammit! I can’t go through everyone. You can nominate yourselves.
I wonder how much the honours will cost?
H.I.M. Brianf M.P. (Mostly Pennsylvanian) and I’ll give up a fin for the title.
Less of the H.I.M. please. We are not going down the royalty route here.
The only royalties are the ones the government will skim off the top.
Mine would be:
Quite Unusual Excellence Entertaining Nobody
Ah, now we know why you got your haircut!
Did you not know I have been an MP for years!!!
K8 – Blogger In The Category Humour?
OK, The Right Honourable The Lady Grannymar….
What is your interpretation of MP?
And the short hair is purely as a result of an accident with the sword.
“The sports crowd” Hush your mouth. We have a Queen’s Honours list comprising cricketers, footballers, tennis players, one legged mountain climbers, beach volley ballers (at least they look hot in a bikini) crikey our next Governor General will be a surfer . . .that’s what happens when you have a Queen for a head of state. Personally I prefer the gold sticky stars that you can patronisingly splotch on someone’s forehead. “Gold star for you . . .now go away and do something useful”
Major Pain in the…..
Pity Rich Isn’t Common Knowledge? heh heh
Carefully Undulating Nightly Twists
Brianf – Brian Overtly Loves Laughing Over Xenophobia
Baino – Sports people are a waste of space. Over paid nancies who think they are God’s gift to the world. They are of no value whatever to society.
Gregarious Rabbits Are Never Done Allocating Dung.
Killer Aardvark Talking Excitedly.
Heavy Earwig Redoubling Silly Elves Likely Forgotten.
Have you no work to do?
Brianf’s Ravings Invariably Are Not Funny.
Please Insert Small Screwdriver. Only Funny Fridays.
I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.
Today is my last day of training. Monday I start teaching. Nobody is doing any thing vaguely resembling work here.
Now, you said that. Not me.
yeah but you were thinking it lmao
Ooooooh no I wasn’t!
Damn now I am just going to have to try harder