I have just had a very nice e-mail from Allied Irish Banks
Dear Allied Irish Banks Member,
This is your official notification from Allied Irish Banks. Your online has expired.
If you want to continue using our service you have to renew your online. If not, your online will be limited and deleted.
To continue click here and complete the renew form with your current information.
Copyright Allied Irish Banks p.l.c. 1995
Dear Allied Irish Banks,
Thank you very much for your e-mail dated today informing me that my online has expired.
I think you must be mistaken though, as I am still online so it seems to be still alive. And I am a bit confused as to why I should be prevented from banking with you if my internet connection fails? Surely I can walk into the nearest branch?
I am a bit puzzled too by the bit about my “online being limited and deleted”. Surely if you delete my online, than that is a limitation in itself? It can’t be both limited and deleted. That’s like saying it would be a little bit dead. Or would it be dead, but still a little bit live?
Please clarify this as I am rightly confused.
P.S. I tried your link, but it didn’t bring me to https://internetbanking.aib.ie/. Are you aware of this error? I think you should fix it straight away.
P.P.S. This is 2007. I think you need to check your calendar. You missed out on the Millennium. It was great craic.
P.P.P.S. I don’t even have an account with you….