Ella v Fat Bottomed Girls — 20 Comments

  1. I was in Monaghan yesterday, and I did hear Queen.

    Could have been the radio, but that wouldn’t explain the shockwave.

  2. So you are the reason for my headache!

    You should have tried the target practice with the golf clubs.

    Squashy turds all over the guests would drive them indoors faster than you might wink.

  3. You have to think these things through, Grannymar. If I had played a bit of golf, he’d have had cause for complaint. As it was, he couldn’t complain because he started it.

    You’ve been missing for a while?

  4. Not quite missing.

    Lurking with the odd comment.

    trying to concentrate on alterations and finishing touches for 23rd.

    I hate having to unpick my work as the stitches are so fine.

    By the way did you ever try walloping ice cubes with the clubs? Evidence evaporates fast!

  5. Grannymar – you are a genius!!! In this weather, I can smash all the windows I like and there is nothing to produce in court!!!! I love it.


  6. Sounds to me like they were listening to Billy Holiday. You described it well. She does sound like she is on the verge of suicide but unfortunately doesn’t.

  7. Latest update on this……

    Billy Holiday or Ella Fitzgerald or whoever was still on the verge of suicide accompanied by saxaphones and double bass. But it was very very quiet!!!

    Rock on, Queen. You’re the best.

  8. I woke up early ONE morning,
    The earth lay cool & still
    When suddenly a tiny bird
    Perched on my window sill,
    He sang a song so lovely
    So carefree & so gay,
    That slowly all my troubles
    Began to slip away.
    He sang of far off places
    Of laughter & of fun,
    It seems his very thrilling,
    brought up the morning sun.
    I stirred beneath the covers
    Crept slowly out of bed,
    Then gently shut the window
    And crushed his fucking head.

    I’m not a morning person

  9. Jayzus! Good point! You should be TAT. It was a sort of typo that became part of your name.

    From now on I shall give you your correct name. Put it down to old age on my part. Sorry.

    I shall issue a press release to that effect at some stage.

  10. Cripes! Lucky we were away.

    Mind you. I could have enjoyed a bit of ‘Duelling HiFis’.

    Now where did I put that Steppenwolf LP? Always did like the EARSCHPLITTENLOUDENBOOMER 😉

  11. You mean you didn’t hear it? I had reports that it was audible in Monaghan. And that means that about 80% of the country heard it.

    You must be in the very very far west!!

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