Head Rambles – The Movie
I received a very strange e-mail.
It isn’t spam, and it is addressed just to me.
I think he may be a little confused as to exactly who I am, or what I do, or even what a blog is.
I have to edit the letter just a little to prevent all my p0rn0 friends dropping by in the future:
Hi
My name is Chad. I am an amateur adult film actor who wishes to go professional in the g*y male an*l s*x genrie.Please send me a media packet at your earliest convenience.
Chad
Thank you for your kind offer Chad. I am a bit of an amateur myself, so if I need to act the part of myself in my forthcoming film, I will doubtless cast myself.
This is me singing the lead in Rigoletto at the Royal Opera House in Covent Garden. It is the only media packet I possess. Will that do?
La Donna è Mobile! Hot Damn Grandad! I am cracking up!
D’you think Chad will be impressed though?
An opera singing, gay porn star, Grandfather with abs like that? Who wouldn’t be impressed?
Ha ha! I’m sure he’d LOVE the opportunity to put his assets in your Aria!!!
As long as he doesn’t put his aria in my assets!
The internet is full of people screwed in the head. What the hell?
This has made me consider myself almost normal by comparison.
If you are referring to Chad, then I agree. If you are referring to me, my family and friends, then you are in danger of joining my Spam list.
😉
Showing off again! Thats age for you.
Right you will have a fulll time job on our Cruise!!!
I am modest by nature.
If I come on the cruise, can I grope the stewardesses?
Grandad,
You are not only supposed to come on the cruise, you have been assigned a very important position on the ship.
Please see Grannymar’s blog re the cruise and I am sure you will be happy with your assignment. Also, now that we know that you can sing opera, I think your position will be upgraded to the point that the stewardesses will be groping you.
I shall be living the dream, as they say.
This could put Twenty Major’s book right into the shade, if you ask me! 🙂
He has already agreed to be my first guest on the Late Late when I take over from The Plank.
And I’m already working on “Grandad – The Return of the Zimmerframe”.