The women in my life
There seems to be some confusion about the women in my life.
For example some people think that Grannymar and Herself are one and the same.To clarify the matter, I will do a Who’s Who.
Herself – The other half. The one I have been shacked up with for over 32 years. She doesn’t blog.
Grannymar – Grannymar loves me but we have never met. She is mother to Elly, who is engaged to George who works for Michele who has work connections with Dick who employs Ron who is pal of mine. Got that? She has her own separate blog.
Sandy – The real love of my life who transcends all others. She’s a beautiful dog. She thinks blogging is beneath her [when she sits on my laptop].
FlirtySomething – Flirty fancies me because I look like Gerry Adams. I fancy Flirty because she looks like Nicole Kidman. Looks are too superficial though, so that’s doomed. She also has her own blog.
FlirtySomething’s sister – She is in love with me but I don’t know why. This is a doomed relationship, because I don’t even know her name. I don’t know if she has a blog.
There are probably hundreds of other women out there in who’s dreams I feature nightly, but they haven’t introduced themselves yet. Come on ladies – Faint heart never won fair Grandad.
Thanks for clearing that up. But I’m still not sure who it was I met.
It probably was Grannymar all right. It wasn’t Herself. She was too happy yesterday playing with her new washing machine.
GD, was delighted to wake up this morning and discover I was involved in a love pentangle. A first for me. Am sure the offers will flood in today from other ladies. My sister doesn’t have a blog which is a pity as she is the only one in the family who can spell and is good at grammar.
A love pentangle! Great 🙂
You can write and spell. Or do you have a spell checker?
Now all I have to do is find out if Gwyneth Paltrow has a blog…………
My microsoft spell and grammar checker doesn’t work. Do you think S.H.I.T. can help me and my poor technically backward site?
No problem. But what is wrong with it???
I just checked it and …… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Santa doesn’t exist??????? 😮
Second place again!
Its the story of my life. But I knew that when I blogged about it in ‘And Second Place goes too……’ @ http://oldbones1909.blogspot.com/2007/02/and-second-place-goes-too.html
Second place is better than no place I suppose.
Now if I were to get that Drogheda train again……