The news will soon be full of S.H.I.T. — 10 Comments

  1. Can you hold off a bit? I intend shortly to float S.H.I.T. on the Dublin and London Stock Exchanges.

  2. Me and JC are thinking of setting up an internet company too, selling football shirts to sports-crazed people for a lower prices than the shops.

    For a start, how do you buy a website? No one had the common decency to tell me this!

  3. Well, Dario, I’d sell you one, but I have a thing about sport. I don’t like it, so I’d probably do a bad design for it.
    However, if you want to take the risk, just send me €10,000 and I’ll see what I can do.

  4. €10,000? No guarantees? How can I lose? I’m in your debt. You’ll get a hundred free jerseys to burn or rip or deface or whatever you’re into.

  5. I reckon that once it is listed, S.H.I.T. will float right to the top.
    Dario – I await your cheque. Actually, could you make that cash please? I just realised I might have to pay tax on it.

  6. Grandad,

    I’m concerned that you have not recieved our cheque yet. €25,000 was posted to you last Tuesday.

    I would like to thank you again for a wonderful site, and extend sincere admiration for your imaginative work.

    Please let us know when you receive this payment.

  7. Offspring – Our accounts department have no record of this cheque. Did you put a stamp on it? Did you post it? Did you write it?
    Glad you like the site. Pass the word around.

  8. I’d like to put on the record that I am not at all going into business with anybody called Dario.
    I mean, ffs, he’s a fucking student at UCD!
    I am, however, setting up an internet arms portal to sell high end, slightly used weaponry to impoverished freedom fighters the world over, in conjunction with some old pals who have some stock they no longer need.
    And if Dario ever sets foot outside of Belfield, who knows? I might have a couple of arms for sale too.
    One careless owner.
    TTFN, JC.

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