New virus on the Internet
I was writing my post this morning in WordPress.
You know the way it goes – you write, you spell check – you preview.
If you’re happy, you click “Publish”, and up it goes.
Now sometimes, it takes a few seconds for the page to actually go up onto the Internet.
This morning, the instant after I pressed the “Publish” button, I sneezed. Rather violently. And then my posting went up onto the Internet.
Now after I had cleaned down my screen, and wiped off my keyboard, it occurred to me that I must have infected my posting with the sneeze, so anyone who reads it will get my bug. And it’s too late to do anything about it.
I’m very sorry. I hope they don’t arrest me.
If it’s any help, aspirin works well, but a good stiff whiskey is the best.
You really should have that anti-flu virus software installed.
I had the anti-flu vaccine. It worked a treat. It gave me the flu and I’ve had it ever since. Never thought of injecting the laptop though. Where would I stick the needle?
Look what you did to my computer:
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Now how the hell am I supposed to understand that? Is it Martian?
Jayzus! It must be an Asian flu? Or Arabic? And I thought it was only a head cold. I’m very sorry about all this. Try inserting an Encyclopaedia Britannica CD.