I like the British Government.
Since they came into power they have done some pretty wonderful things, Some of those things are funny, like spending millions on a Millennium Dome that no-one can find a use for. Some of the things are scary, like licking up to the U.S. and helping in an illegal war.
Their latest problem is that their prisons are overcrowded. So the Home Office sent a letter to all the judges and told them only to lock up people if they were dangerous. So presumably the prisons are currently full of harmless people?
The judges didn’t like being told what to do, so they held their own unique form of industrial action. They refused to send paedophiles to prison. I would have thought these people were a danger to the public, but the judges quoted the Home Office letter and let them out.
But then we hear of two who were convicted of the most henious crime imaginable. They were sent to prison, no problem. After all, they had intercepted voice mail messages left for royal aides. My God! No-one is safe from these two. The British public must be saved at all costs and it is only right that paedophiles be allowed roam free to make way for them.
Rumour has it that they are about to release six serial killers to make way for a bloke who was stalking Camilla.
They came up with another classic one then. They have decided that they can get heroin addicts to quit the habit by offering them vouchers. I can just imagine the scene – an ex-addict going off to spend his £1.50 voucher [and trying to find something that he can buy for that massive amount of money], and being so relieved that the cold turkey was so worth while.
Keep it up Tony. May you stay in power forever. You remind me that our lot aren’t the only shower of incompetents around