Much Ado About Nothing

There seems to be a terrible resurgence of those feminists lately?

Ironically the feminists are probably oe of the largest sexist groups on the planet, in that their single agenda revolves around gender. 

As a typical example, I saw many women interviewed in the States recently who were voting for Clinton purely on the basis that she was a woman.  Why?  Why does a pair of tits and a socket trump [sorry – couldn’t resist that] a candidate with a plug?  What the blind fuck has gender got to do with it?

I did around forty years under the yoke of labour and encountered many women in the course of those years.  Thinking back, the women were probably the worst to work under.  In fact I cannot think of a single female manager who was any good.  There was senior one who was a right tyrant until things didn’t go her way whereupon she would run crying into her office, would lock the door and would have to be persuaded out by another [male] manager.  There was another who was so desperate to prove herself in an imagined male dominated world that she was just plain impossible to work for.  She was a right moody bitch.  I never knew where I stood with the women are they were a completely unpredictable bunch, whereas the male managers were at least consistent in their cuntishness.

Last night I was half watching the news and there was an item on about gender equality in the arts here in Ireland.  Apparently some feminist movement here is a “world trailblazer” for equality, whatever the fuck that means?  

I am completely at a loss as to what these people want.  In the theatre for example, they put on plays.  Plays by their nature work from a scripts which may or may not have female characters.  If there are female characters then it is reasonably logical to cast a woman in the role?  And if there aren’t female characters, then it would be a tad idiotic to cast females as males just for the sake of equality?

So what exactly to these female arty farties want?  Will all the great plays have to be rewritten to ensure “gender equality”?  I can just imagine it….

  • Hamlette [A tale of a Danish Princess]?
  • Oedepus Regina? [A queen who murders her father and marries her mother]?
  • Romana and Juliet [A tale of Italian Lesbianism]?
  • The Taming of the Shrew [on second thoughts, that one can stand].
  • Pygmalia [The education of Edward Doolittle]?

This could be fun?


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Much Ado About Nothing — 18 Comments

  1. 😀  King Leah?

     As You Like It (subtitle Provided You Comply With Current Political Correctness)

    Julia Caesar

    Henry IV Part 1 and Henrietta Part 2 [ A tale of transgenderism in the 14th & 15th century]

    Antonia and Cleopatra [ Lesbianism in Egypt]

    • The gift that keeps on giving!

      I thought of “As You Like It” but seeing as the plot consists of a woman dressed as a man, that would be more in favour with cross-dressers, the gender-confused and other strange minorities?

      • Does that include “binary”?  Before you ask, not a fecking clue what that is but someone said they were that when asked by a wot-wot on the Beeb as to what they were.  They were obviously too thick to tell the Beeb to mind they’re own business.

        Gilbert & Sullivan’s little known operetta HMS Overall.

        Thinking about Shakespeare they shouldn’t have anything to complain if they perform it as they did when it was writ i.e. with boys playing the female roles.  (I nearly said parts instead of roles but that might be erm misunderstood??)

  2. If you were a white female in the USA then 53% of them voted for Trump.

    If you were not then 54% of them voted for Mrs. C

    I have to assume therefore that T’s lewd comments about broads simply washed off white females and of course the 46% of non-white voters who decided they’d rather have a real man in the White House, rather than a frumpy old cow whose hubby isn’t exactly faithful.

    Anyway it’s a feminist writeup and thankfully very short.

    • There was even possibly a bit of reverse psychology at play during the campaign.  Trump said some fairly outrageous things and instead of being offended, the reaction was that here is someone who speaks his mind and thinks like an ordinary person instead of a politically correct machine. 

  3. The play’s the thing wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the–queen.

    O Ethel, Ethel! wherefore art thou Ethel?

    It is the east, and Jerry is the sun. (Gender equality goes both ways, right?)

    What’s in a name? That which we call a dandelion by any other name would smell as sweet. (Flower equality?)

    Yond Cassiopeia has a lean and hungry look; She thinks too much: such women are dangerous. (Reminds me of my sister–who is not a feminist–she just thinks she’s better than anyone else.)

    For what it’s worth.

  4. A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.’

    The man below replied, ‘You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.’

    ‘You must be an Engineer,’ said the balloonist.

    ‘I am,’ replied the man, ‘how did you know?’

    ‘Well,’ answered the balloonist, ‘everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip by your talk.’

    The man below responded, ‘You must be in Management.’

    ‘I am,’ replied the balloonist, ‘but how did you know?’

    ‘Well,’ said the man, ‘you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fucking fault.’

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