History repeating itself

I am not surprised at them voting in the UK for a ban on smoking in cars.

It's all part of the movement designed to stigmatise, vilify and outcast smokers. Don't fool yourself into thinking it has anything to do with children.

Next they'll ban smoking in all cars whether children are present or not, and presumably then they'll attack the privacy of our homes.  After all, the precedent has been set for encroaching on our private property.

What comes next is anybody's guess but if history is anything to go by, the next move will be to compel all smokers to wear a badge on their sleeves declaring they are a smoker?  After all, anyone who smokes is infested and infected with third hand smoke which, as we all know is as deadly as smoking a cigarette itself.*

As the string of diseases, ailments and natural catastrophes caused by smoking increases by the day [did you know that smoking causes homosexuality?] they will soon have to forcibly move all smokers into designated areas for the sake and health of society.

And after that?

The cattle trains?

It has happened before.

* Do read Dick Puddlecote's excellent deconstruction of the fabrications behind this little lie.

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History repeating itself — 10 Comments

  1. No no no!  You got it all wrong.

    Third hand smoke causes psychological wounds to never heal which causes rings around your bathtub that we all know causes genital warts that of course causes your dog to be born blind that causes homosexuality that as we all know causes flooding.


    • But flooding always seems to make my fags (cigarettes to you as you appear to be American and I would not wish to cause confusion) wet. I like my homosexuals to be dry, or their colours tend to run, which can lead to disaster.

  2. My suspicion is it won't be a badge. More likely a tattoo. Possibly starting with infants born of parents who smoke. Probably on the back of their hands.

  3. Actuallly flooding causes smoking

    Here in Cork last week there were people in the City Centre standing around with fags in their mouths watching the waters rise. A few though were putting sandbags in front of shops and researchers are now trying to discover whether these people had been smoking earlier as well. This could lead to the ground-breaking conclusion that smoking causes sandbags !

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