I have a major problem on my hands.
I have to go out shortly which will involve around twenty miles of driving.
But the weather people here have issued an Orange Alert.
What the blind fuck does that mean?
I have nightmare visions of driving along a quiet country road when suddenly I am attacked by a gang of kids throwing fruit at me. That's not that dangerous but it would make one hell of a mess of my car.
The problem is that they have issued this alert but they haven't bothered to say exactly what it means. Do they say it because it sounds cool [We have an Orange Situation over Ireland at the moment] or are they just fucking with my head?
There is a bit of a gusty gale blowing at the moment. It woke me several times during the night with its howling [though that could have just been Herself having nightmares]. Wind doesn't bother me when I'm driving unless it blows down a tree on top of me. Maybe they are warning me to stay clear of orange trees? That will be relatively easy as there aren't any.
I confess to being a tad nervous.
Should I take my chances?
Or should I wait for a Code Lemon?