An introduction

Hlleo eyevrone!

My nmae is Pneny and Grdnaad siad I colud itrnduoce mesylf and say hlelo.

I am not very good at sllpneig yet so you will have to eucsxe me if three are one or two miakstes.

I am very hppay here and Grdaand is a leolvy man. He gevis me lots of food and brigns me for a run. I lvoe smmiwing in his lake but taht does not mkae him vrey hppay so I dnot do it much.

He syas he is gniog to tcaeh me how to drive his car but I prfeer to be in the bcak saet bceuase it is nice and comorfaltbe tehre and tehre arent so many leevrs and swcthies and tignhs taht make me dzziy.

I have to go now bceuase Gadrand has jsut put ltos and ltos mroe food in my bowl and I have to eat it.

Did I tlel you taht he is a levloy man?

Pneny

Penny looking snooty

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An introduction — 11 Comments

  1. Hello Penny, nice to meet you.

     (  I say she looks jolly aristocratic GD….is that her bed?
    It’ll be a four-poster next. )

  2. Hlleo Ozize! I prfeer pigs eras mseylf.

    Hlelo Malteeimn and nice to meet you too.

    [She is a 100% poser.  The merest hint of a camera and she slaps on the make-up!  And yes, that is her bed. It is the "visitors couch" that she grabbed. But then it used to be Sandy's bed too, so there is nice continuity. GD]

  3. HIYA PENNY! I HAD BIT OV TROUBLE WIF “SLLPNEIG” BUT EVRYTHIN ELSE WUZ K. LOOKZ LIEK U AN DAT AULD BOLLIX WUZ MADE 4 EACH OTHR. U GOT GUD HOME THAR.

    K, THX, BAI

    CHURCHILL TEH KAT

  4. HI PENNY.. Watch out for that cantankous owner of yours.
    Stay out of the pond, for he will crib about it endlessly here and that is no fun.

    Don’t piss on his leg and don’t rob his food too much either.  Good girl.

  5. Hi Chuhricll. Your spleinlg is nalrey as good as mine and mcuh better tahn Gdarnad’s.   Plesae dont clal him bad nmeas thoguh. Hey! Wait a miutne! You are a fkuncig cat?   GRRRRRRRRRR,

    Hlleo Anne!   I tihnk you are rihgt aubot the pond and I wnot go in it aagin wlhie he is lkoonig. I am bieng very good now bsueace he burohgt me for a long long lnog lnog walk tdoay and I am bliloxed.

  6. Hi Penny! Welcome to the Internet! Does that auld…erm I mean does GD buy you a nice juicy bone from the butchers every now and then? Just wondering…

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