The Dog House is finished
Herself has lost the run of herself.
She has doubled our order for Cully & Sully pies.
That means they account for 28.571428571428571428571428571429% of our diet. [I like to be accurate] Well, maybe marginally less because we have a salad with the pies.
I have more or less solved the problem of the spare bowls that this diet produces. I completed the wee house for our dog Sandy. She loves it. It attracts quite a few visitors too………
It’s only when you get close to the dog-house you realise it is made entirely of ceramic bowls.
Cully [or Sully] [or both] [or neither] were supposed to call in to see this magnificent edifice, but they never turned up. In fact, they fecked off to Napal. That annoys me because they were supposed to be giving me a lift to climb Mount Everest. So I suppose that trip is off?
I have started dishing [ha ha] out the rest of the bowls to friends and neighbours. In the beginning they were delighted.
For some reason though, they seem to be out a lot these days.
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Wheres mine?
Will you deliver by hand?
Anyone who wants ’em can collect ’em. Sorry, but I’m a popular bloke, so if I delivered, I’d be constantly on the road.
It’s very pretty. When can I move in?
That’s for Sandy.
You’re in the doghouse already. You and your motorbikes!
That’s brilliant, Grandad!
Unfortunately the planning restrictions around our way don’t allow for structures that high, so I’m working on a low-rise development down on the banks of the Shannon. It’s got a bit to go yet, but it should be ready by the end of the summer.
What d’you think?
I love it!! Are you building it or growing it?
28.571428571428571428571428571429 only represents 9 pies, well nine and a bit to be precise if you calculate one pi at 3.14.
I think you have been raiding other people’ s bins to build Sandy that house.
A nearer approximation of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
39937510582097494459230781640628620899862803
48253421170679
Where on earth do you get 9 pies from [and don’t say Superquinn]?
Both! Actually, the gardens are coming along even faster, with all the fine weather we’ve been having. 🙂
Very nice 🙂
I’ve noticed that too. I keep having to cut the grass.
It’s going to be a happy winter.
I was just down at our local SuperValu and they only had the Cully and Sully Shepherds pies left. Still didn’t stop me from buying 4 of them though.
They are without a doubt the nicest pies on planet. I’m going to miss them in November after those scientists in CERN create their black hole!
I got nine pies from looking at the percentage of your diet filled by Cully and Sully pies and thinking that it looked like pi times nine.
Other way around….
Nearly a third of what we eat is Cully & Sully produce.
Something will have to be done.
Those must be exceptionally good pies, to get so much coverage from you. Or perhaps you just happen to be a majority shareholder? 🙂
They are.
And I hope to be! 🙂
Shepards pie and meat pies and fish pies, Geez!!!
Who the heck puts MEAT in their pies!!!!
God almighty put pies on this earth to be filled with apples, cherries and/or blueberries or even the occasional peach. Geez! You never heard of folks putting roast pork on their Ice Cream, do ya’? No, of course not so get that stuff right out of your pies and fill them correctly with sugary, stickey, sweet fruits and then you may have some Ice Cream.
For the love of Pete!!!!
Calm down FFS…!! [Bloody Americans! *sigh*]
Just because they are called pies doesn’t mean they are surrounded by pastry.
They are bowls [in case you hadn’t gathered] with the main content covered in a layer of mashed potato.
Now, go back to your greasy burgers and stop whining.
FFS?
F**kin’ foreign sots
Fabulous Frank Sinatra
Forlorned Fingered Sweets
Funky Fickle Singles
Finally Forgetful Simians
Funny Freckled Swedes
Finely Forrayed Simpletons
Fianna Fail Stooges
Finicky Forgotten Songs
Frumpy Forbidden Signs
and……
I do not eat greasy burgers!!! Yes, I do, (Yuuuummmmm buuuurgeeeers!) provided they have cheese, lettuce, tomato, ketsup, mustard, onion and jalapeno on them!
if you eat Buffalo burgers(the animal not the sauce) then they really arent greasy and you can pretend you are sharing a post battle feast after you have killed off Custer in the battle of Wounded Knee
I know we live in an enviornmentally aware age and all that crap, but you could just throw the bowls out, you know.
Waste not want not, yeah, but they can’t be making a profit selling them in ceramic dishes.
I don’t know how they make a profit, but they obviously do, or they wouldn’t be selling them. Unless they’re stupid?
And it make a hell of a lot of sense to sell something in packaging that can actually be reused for something else.
Or else you and Herself are keeping them in business singlehandedly …
Reusable? A mixed blessing, if your anti-bowl rants are anything to go upon.
No. Robert likes ’em too. See above.
And I’m not anti-bowl. And they’re not rants. They are the bemused ramblings of a bewildered mind.
You’re just jealous because you can’t buy them in Cavan…..
Oh yeah? Well we produced Cavan Cola – the nation’s favourite red gunk containing cola – for a brief and glorious period in the 1980s and 1990s, and all you people from the Pale loved it!
Then it closed down because people didn’t want red gunk in their soft drinks, and a small aprt of every Cavan person died, notably in their wallets …
And yes, I am bitterly jealous because I don’t know what they taste like.
How does the dog feel about her house having a vague fishy smell?
Its hard enough being a dog with out smelling like a cat
I am just saying
We do wash ’em first. We’re not that tardy.