… you start mentally composing tunes to harmonise with your tinnitus.
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Old – or writing songs for Jedward
But Jedward can't sing, so there's no point in writing for them.
Can one write a screech?
worse than an ear worm….
Except you can replace an ear worm. 🙁
Pardon! Whatcha sayin'
Ya Whaa!
Would you ever replace that battery in the hearing aid, please!
Whaaa!
Someone give that bloke a bang on the head and send him back to sleep.
Watched "Peter & Ben" yesterday. 10 min short. Odd how it brought you to mind GD.
Peter & Ben who? Do I know them? Are we related?
Oh! Does the above involve a sheep. Unlike some of my fellow villagers, I'm not really "into" sheep, if you get my drift?
hummmmmmmm…. eeh? what ya say, Mabel?
Go back to sleep, Willie.
I was asleep until I had to pee.
So you had your pee, rolled over and went back to sleep?
I can't clearly remember, but I think I fell back to sleep while still peeing.
you know you're getting old when you hear a ringing sound in work and you ask your colleagues, 'do ye all hear a ringing sound or am I getting tinnitus'? As I did today..
crisis averted, they all heard it.. 🙂 Was a chat feature…. Was thinking why don't they just turn off the sound and ignore the feckers chatting to um?
Another one.. you know you're getting old when all the words of the sayings/hocus pocus stuff in Mass have changed..
"The mass has now ended".. thanks be to fucking jesus.. get me outta here.
When the fuck did they change all the words? Not that I join in with the horseshit anyways.
"When the fuck did they change all the words?" Have they? Don't tell me they have dropped the Latin? Bastards!
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Er, yes, Brianf 🙄
My tinnitus sound more like a full blown symphony orchestra complete with a 3 rank pipe organ with coupled 32 foot pipes and foghorn. It sings with 128 part harmony all by itself, needs no help from me. I just lay back and listen to the tunes in my head…er…ears.
That sounds nice. I like a drop of organ [and no smutty comments down the back there]. Any particular composer?
Bach, of course. Only Bach could make a pipe organ tremble with anxiety just by sitting at the keyboard and smiling at it.
Billy Connelly once famously said, "You know you're getting old when your Doctor loses interest in your 'willie' and becomes fascinated with your arse instead !
Heh! That's why I always stand with my back to the wall in Doc's surgery.
When you can't be drinking till 7am without feeling like something the cat dragged in….
That is when you know you're gone auld. inthehorrors.com help GD.. 🙂
Old – or writing songs for Jedward
But Jedward can't sing, so there's no point in writing for them.
Can one write a screech?
worse than an ear worm….
Except you can replace an ear worm. 🙁
Pardon! Whatcha sayin'
Ya Whaa!
Would you ever replace that battery in the hearing aid, please!
Whaaa!
Someone give that bloke a bang on the head and send him back to sleep.
Watched "Peter & Ben" yesterday. 10 min short. Odd how it brought you to mind GD.
Peter & Ben who? Do I know them? Are we related?
Oh! Does the above involve a sheep. Unlike some of my fellow villagers, I'm not really "into" sheep, if you get my drift?
hummmmmmmm…. eeh? what ya say, Mabel?
Go back to sleep, Willie.
I was asleep until I had to pee.
So you had your pee, rolled over and went back to sleep?
I can't clearly remember, but I think I fell back to sleep while still peeing.
you know you're getting old when you hear a ringing sound in work and you ask your colleagues, 'do ye all hear a ringing sound or am I getting tinnitus'? As I did today..
crisis averted, they all heard it.. 🙂 Was a chat feature…. Was thinking why don't they just turn off the sound and ignore the feckers chatting to um?
Another one.. you know you're getting old when all the words of the sayings/hocus pocus stuff in Mass have changed..
"The mass has now ended".. thanks be to fucking jesus.. get me outta here.
When the fuck did they change all the words? Not that I join in with the horseshit anyways.
"When the fuck did they change all the words?" Have they? Don't tell me they have dropped the Latin? Bastards!
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Er, yes, Brianf 🙄
My tinnitus sound more like a full blown symphony orchestra complete with a 3 rank pipe organ with coupled 32 foot pipes and foghorn. It sings with 128 part harmony all by itself, needs no help from me. I just lay back and listen to the tunes in my head…er…ears.
That sounds nice. I like a drop of organ [and no smutty comments down the back there]. Any particular composer?
Bach, of course. Only Bach could make a pipe organ tremble with anxiety just by sitting at the keyboard and smiling at it.
Billy Connelly once famously said, "You know you're getting old when your Doctor loses interest in your 'willie' and becomes fascinated with your arse instead !
Heh! That's why I always stand with my back to the wall in Doc's surgery.
When you can't be drinking till 7am without feeling like something the cat dragged in….
That is when you know you're gone auld. inthehorrors.com help GD.. 🙂