Live like a senator
FOR SALE
One hardly used house
As featured on frequent news items television.
Within difficult easy commuting distance of Dublin [so is perfect for those mileage claims]
Experience the life of luxury and live like a senator.
Offers over €650,000 plus expenses.
Ideal as holiday home, but may be used as primary residence for substantial extra cashflow.
The owner is currently unemployed and is anxious for a quick sale.
Dear Grandad
I saw that the other day you were struggling a bit with words and lamenting the inadequacy of the English language when it comes to expressing one’s feelings about the behavior of the assorted politicians and bankers and I think I may have happened across at least a partial solution to your expressive drought.
http://www.myinsults.com/all-insults
I have found that the immediate native language is OK – but sometimes the literal translation into the Engrish or whatever seems to have added virulence and elicits quite surprising responses.
Fill yer boots
Ha! Thanks Tom. I am ashamed to admit there even a few Irish ones in there that I had never heard of. I now have a few days study ahead of me.
Do you tolerate squatters in Eire? Now there’s a thought …..
Thanks for the myinsults site tip Tom.
I’ve passed along that insults site. A bounty of knowledge, that.