Who is Iris Robinson?
I am sick to the back tooth from hearing about Iris Robinson.
It all started with Yer Man, the husband coming on the news and sobbing about his wife having an affair. What? Why the fuck should I care? Why the fuck is he literally broadcasting it to the world? If his missus had a drop of nookie on the side then surely that’s between him, her and the unfortunate who dipped his wick? It’s nothing to do with you, me or anyone else for that matter.
OK, so she is an MP or a MLA or a MILF or something, but I still don’t see the relevance?
Then he broadcasts to the world that she has mental problems.
For fuck’s sake! Everyone has problems, but there’s no need to shout about it. Who the fuck doesn’t have depression these days? If you are not depressed by now, then there is something seriously wrong with your state of mind. If you are depressed, talk to your family or friends or your doctor. Don’t hold a fucking press conference. If you want to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for the Shannon farmer who first of all saw his farm disappear under three feet of water and now is trying to farm ice-sheets. Now there is someone with a real problem.
Then it transpires that she diverted some cash to The Happy Humper. Now that is a little more serious, but it is still in the ha’penny place compared to our lot lending millions to TDs to invest in golf clubs and the like? And even then, that is an issue for the locals to sort out and has fuck all to do with us Down South. So why all the meeja interest here?
And I wish they’d stop showing us that nauseating staged kiss. Are we supposed to feel all cuddly towards them for that?
The last time I kissed Herself like that was in the courts.
And that was only because we were ordered to do so by the judge.
A politician with mental health problems? Go figure.
.-= TheBigYin´s last brainfart .. It’s election year…wouldn’t you? =-.
Most of ’em suffer from sociopathic delusions of grandeur though. Maybe the Robinsons are trying to prove they are different?
My heart goes out to Iris, her husband and the children. They will surely remain traumatised for a very long time if not for ever. Does anyone know the email address of Iris or Peter or any of the children? I want to contact Iris, just to let her know that she can still rise again. If she has truly repented and returned to Christ, the scar of this scandal may remain, but God will forgive her…
I assume you write to everyone who has marital problems? That’s very laudable. Though I might point out that there may not have been a scandal if they hadn’t chosen to make such a big deal about it?
Grandad you’re my friend, and I’m depressed. Can we talk?
.-= rhodester´s last brainfart .. Times Have Changed A Bit =-.
Its always delightful when someone who makes their reputation in politics being rigid and inflexible in their ‘morality’ and then gets busted big time having very little in the way of morality in their own affairs.
Sounds more like someone who has been caught out badly throwing an emotional tantrum because someone has dared to question them.
Try Cherie Blair (affectionately known as ‘Slot-gob’) with her uber catholicism which involves dangley crystals and birth control. Classic- politicians flying under a morality flag should be hammered if they don’t live up to the demands they expect from others.
I’ve got bugger all sympathy for that wretched loon.
If I had the salary of 570.000£ per annum I would surely be depressed too.
.-= jedrzej´s last brainfart .. Popes Quay at night =-.
RhodesTer – Of course we can talk. I’m always here for you. [Just hold on while I contact ABC, NBC, Fox, CBC, BBC, RTE and CNN…..]
Cap’n – I have bugger all sympathy for them too. I am the one I have sympathy for. I am just sick of her being plastered all over the screen and papers every day.
Jedrzej – 570,000? That much? Poor soul. No wonder she’s down.
Some of the papers report a ‘close’ relationship between Robinson and the kid’s father prior to her taking up with him.
Wonder what her Middle Eastern cult-god thinks of that one …
I suppose it’s possible she was humping the father when he expressed concerns about his son’s sexuality? She could have volunteered to lead the son into The Valley of True Faith? 😉
Maybe she was doing the old ‘laying on of hands’. Even Harriet Harman and Jackie Smith are stumped by this one and they are notorious for the ‘its all men’argument on anything they don’t understand.
All we’re short now is Mrs Bin Laden being filmed eating a bacon butty and the year woud be off to a tremendous political start.
I’m with Rehab & Friends on this one as I would like to contact Iris too. Maybe I could get me some.
Cap’n – Or Ian Paisley kissing the Pope’s ring?
TT – That is not nice. [*stuffs fist in mouth to stop the laughter*]
This is up there with the Tiger Woods thing for me, mind numbingly dull.
.-= Martin´s last brainfart .. Geboortekaartjes =-.
I heard she’s on her way to Co. Wicklow for some R & R. Stay indoors and under no circumstances agree to borrow money from any woman with a botanical sounding name.
.-= not twitter´s last brainfart .. Asking the coin =-.
Martin – It’s worse. RTE, the BBC and all the papers are full of it. I suppose it makes a change from endless pictures of snow?
Not Twitter – I’m not afraid of that!! After all, Mary Harney lives closer to me? I can fend for myself, thanks.
Surely a young man of 19 took a few videos with his phone to show his mates, or for a
“keep sake”
Where are these videos? I demand the sex tapes, DUP knickers and all
Hi Grandad,
Take a rest, under your watch ,injustice will rein supremely,and gay poeple,black people and other minority will suffer if you don’t stop spewing ignorance!
Nobody has any sympathy for someone who sets herself up as a paragon of virtue and is then found to be a hypocrite. Check out http://www.noplaceinthesun.com/page15.htm for more Iris material.
John – I confess I have a huge thing against hypocrisy. She set herself up for a fall, and by Jayzus, she got one!