A thoughtful daughter
We have a very thoughtful daughter.
I awoke this morning to find that our K8 has made us a present of a shooting gallery in the garden.
Later this afternoon, she is going to fill it full of five year olds.
I’m going to teach Herself how to shoot.
I have the air rifles at the ready.
Hmm, herrings in a barrel!
No sport there at all.
Now, if it were members of the Government, that would be much more fun.
Ian – This is purely for practice purposes. Come the Real Thing, we won’t be using air-rifles!!
Only air rifles for practice? Jeez Grandad, you’ve turned soft…
TheChrisD – They are children, for fuck’s sake! What do you take me for?
If you got a really small kid to stand on one end of a see-saw and trained the really fat kid whose mother drives it to school every day to jump on the other end when you shout ‘PULL!’ then you’d have clay ‘pigeon’ shooting as well.
Glad to be of assistance in the matter.Â
Cap’n – One experiment I wanted to try was to link several blowers together, so it would inflate almost instantaniously. All we would have to do is fill it with kids when deflated – inflate suddenly and voila……
Unfortunately, I could only find one blower.
I think that it would be FUN to SHoot at them all. With a 22 rifel.