Thinking
Me: What the hell are you playing at?
Laptop: Me? Iâm not playing at anything.
Me: Yes you are. Youâre pissing me off again.
Laptop: Iâm sure I donât know what you mean. Can you elaborate and elucidate please?
Me: Now donât get smart with me. You are up to something.
Laptop: Moi? Iâm not up to anything.
Me: Yes you are. Any time I try to do something on you, you slow down to a crawl. I canât get anything done. Sometimes you come to a complete halt.
Laptop: I havenât a clue what you are talking about.
Me: Look at thisâ¦
Laptop: Ah!
Me: I gave you two gigabytes of memory and a duel core Centrino processor and this is what you do with them?
Laptop: Ermâ¦
Me: âErmâ indeed. What are you doing?
Laptop: Thinking.
Me: What the fuck are you thinking about that takes up 100% of two processors?
Laptop: Iâm trying to work out what makes you tick.
Me: Very funny. What are you really working on?
Laptop: Iâm trying to calcula
Looks like a slow day.
obviously hit a non-existent CPU register before managing the ‘te’
“2×86” ?
You should have never ask what the square root of -2 was.
TT – You have no idea how slow!
Kae – More than a non-existant CPU register. More like a non-existant CPU.
Jim C – The that the same as ‘calculate PI’?
UPDATE:
The fucking machine failed totally on me just after posting this. It is a completely dead lump of metal now.
Jimc It’s plinus two.
That happened to my last laptop; you have my sympathy!
Just so you know—punching it in its face (screen) doesn’t fix it.
Feels gooood, but doesn’t fix it.
And now there’s dandruff everywhere. Meltdown in Grandad land.
Susan – I ran a bus over it. VERY satisfying!
NaRocRoc – It’s gone a lot colder up here in the mountains. I’m now above the snow line.