From time to time, people send me emails.

That’s nice, because it means someone is thinking about me. 

I received on the other day that had me a little confused though –

Hey, buddy!

I know some men have serious problems with their sexual health. Had them myself. And I really know what it means – to feel yourself something less than man. Yes, you still have the shaft, but it seems useless.

I even began thinking about some surgery or stuff like that, but suddenly there came a solution – from the place I’d never imagine it could come! I found a site, distributing great medication for people like me and they sell it at incredibly low price. I thought it’s a joke, or some kind of cheating, but finally decided to try – I didn’t have much to loose, did I? But I won! You got to try it yourself – here is the link, use it and }

I was just a little bit annoyed at the over familiarity of ‘Hey Buddy’ and it’s an American expression that I don’t tolerate in this neck of the world.  However, despite the familiarity, I realised they probably didn’t know me that well, so I let it pass.

I know some men have serious problems with their sexual health.

Maybe so.  Maybe we have had them in the past, but a good blast of penicillin cleared that up and I’m fine now.

Had them myself.

I’m sorry to hear that.

And I really know what it means – to feel yourself something less than man. Yes, you still have the shaft, but it seems useless.

Wow!  You have been through the wars.  The bit about the shaft has me confused though.  What has an old well got to do with sex?

I even began thinking about some surgery or stuff like that, but suddenly there came a solution – from the place I’d never imagine it could come!

Oh! I think we are talking about wet dreams here?

I found a site, distributing great medication for people like me and they sell it at incredibly low price.

That’s either a joke, or they are trying to cheat you.

I thought it’s a joke, or some kind of cheating, but finally decided to try – I didn’t have much to loose, did I?

No you don’t.  I think you have lost it already.

You got to try it yourself – here is the link, use it and }

Grammar!!  You should say “You have got to try it” not “You got to try it”.  Can you please also tell me the significance of the curly brace?

I didn’t try the link.  I was suddenly afraid. Very, very afraid….

You see, my benefactor, having written all about men’s sexual problems, wet dreams and operations, signs the mail “Wendi”.

I didn’t reply.

I think I did the right thing.