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Do women have wet dreams? — 13 Comments

  1. You did the right thing! Just be glad ‘Wendi’ didn’t include a photograph…

    To answer your title question, yes women have wet dreams, once we’re old enough, if you count the menopausal night sweats. And if it counts, I nearly wet myself laughing at this post. A classic! I could almost appreciate spam now.

    Almost.

  2. I got this one today – addressed to Dominik?!?

    “Privet, my gentleman

    A beautiful woman is writing you a letter. This woman is me… I will tell you something sad about myself. I am a woman who lost all hopes and dreams to be happy into marriage life. I lost belief into attempts to find my rue Love.
    A lot of men deceived me, tried to broke me and hurt me deeply. But I have never given up, I overcome all betrayals, lie and went toward my happiness
    again and again. But… I am still alone… I am tired to live in lie, to be a beautiful toy into cruel hands of somebody whom I don’t love.
    I don’t know you, but I was frank with you and if you feel that you’re a man who is able to love, who is able to make me happy, to cure all scars into my
    soul. You may expect for sincere and true love of a beautiful, but lonely woman with broken heart where is left some place for true love who can
    appreciate it

    Have a good mood

    Olechka G.”

    This is verbatim, although I removed the URL for everyone’s safety. I dunno, if I was a man I might be tempted 🙂

  3. Susan – Actually I would have been interested in a photograph. a woman with a beard?

    Dorothy – I would have answered it. I’m always on the lookout for rue love?

    TT – The mind boggles. We don’t have entertaining ads like that! 🙁

  4. You see I never see any of these emails now…. my computer deals with them for me – maybe I’m missing out? Or maybe they’re better coming to you so you can sort out the shafting ones from the piles of (I am sure) genuinely sad, lonely, sex starved spammers!!!!

  5. TT – If you don’t mind, I think I’ll skip that offer. I see enough ads on television as it id. I have very little hair left as a result.

    Kate – I have asked my computer repeatedly to deal with my mail, but it refuses. In fairness though, it does burn the majority, but it still lets through the odd one. I think it allows those that it thinks I may have an interest in?

  6. It’s too easy to say that women who dream of me get wet, but now that I’ve said it I’m proud of my achievement here.

    Sometimes the easiest ones are the best.

  7. Spam is hilarious, a smile a day eh! Now, you’ve all tempted me into the spam folder to have a peek. And what do you know, spam can be poetic, how about this –

    A ray in the illumination of the spirit. That’s greater courage.
    she examined her nails. She read too great under present
    conditions to allow the with the superiority that comes
    of having a high afternoon as he scanned mrs. Willett covertly,.

  8. ok – I have just looked in my spam folder – really must empty it – its very full BUT I found this for the gentlemen of course:
    I’ve played on and off with pumps, weights, and exercises for the last few years and have never gained one centimeter. I recently began LNH Maxdik and was pleasantly surprised to see that this product actually works. I have been on the product 2 months now and I have already gained 1 inch. Its fantastic! My new girlfriend is really impressed with my size and stamina.
    Now then for all the blokes under 40 you no longer have to wait for your ‘inch’ this is the new way!!!
    Howzat!!!

  9. I dunno, had a production manager once called Jodi and we have a client called Tracey, both men (both tough because of their names mind!) Kate – that guy is seriously Australian!

    Then we have a radio advertisement here that advertises a nasal spray guaranteed to cure your premature ejaculation problems – who’d have known there are so many men out there who can’t get it up or perform too fast! Let alone snorting something up yer nose enhancing performance! The mind boggles.

  10. Aha a boggling mind – now that I can understand – mines been like that for years!!!

  11. Maxi – Do you have evidence of this, or are you dreaming again?

    Charmed – Spam is great fun. That is an interesting one you got. I like the bit about scanning mrs. Willett covertly. I thought of trying to scan Herself, and make a copy.

    I didn’t though.

    One is more than enough.

    Kate – One inch? You should write back to him and tell him he is wasting his money. I put on two inches recently. I lost them again though when Herself demanded her high heels back.

    Baino – A nasal spray for premature ejaculation? Don’t you lot know anything about sex?

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