An interesting little piece from yesterday’s news –

Joe Biden ‘wilfully’ retained classified documents but ‘should not be charged’, report finds

Of course he shouldn’t.

A US SPECIAL Counsel today concluded that Joe Biden should not face criminal charges for retaining classified documents.

However, it painted a damaging portrait of the US president as a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”

Ah!  The poor pet.  God love him but isn’t he in his eighties?  What do you expect?

The report removed a legal cloud hanging over Biden as he seeks re-election in a contest expected to be against Donald Trump.

Trump, the front-runner for the Republican presidential nominee, is facing a criminal trial for removing large amounts of secret documents after he lost the White House, then refusing to cooperate with investigators.

That’s different.  Trump is a threat to Biden’s election and is therefore evil.

However, in a shock for the Biden campaign, special counsel Robert Hur said that his probe had found a president with such reduced mental capacities that he could not remember the dates even of his vice presidency under Barack Obama and the death of his son Beau to cancer in 2015.

Leave him alone.  Of course he can’t remember.  Don’t we have to remind him every day that he’s the president?  He’s fine so long as he’s sitting in his chair with his favourite teddy-bear.  He likes to watch “Sponge Bob”.  That always calms him down.

Hur – previously nominated by Trump to be the lead prosecutor for the state of Maryland – said documents about military and foreign policy in Afghanistan and other matters were recovered by FBI agents.

However, “we conclude the evidence is not sufficient to convict, and we decline to recommend prosecution of Mr Biden for his retention of the classified Afghanistan documents,” Hur said.

We can’t convict.  It would ruin his election chances.  Anyway he only wanted the documents so he could colour them in with his crayons.

Hur then said he did not think a jury would want to convict Biden, who came across to investigators as a “sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory.”

The poor lamb.  We know he’s away with the fairies but he’s our leader.

Trump kept the files – which included records from the Pentagon, CIA and National Security Agency – unsecured at his Mar-a-Lago home in Florida and thwarted official efforts to retrieve them, according to the indictment.

He is scheduled to go on trial in Florida in May.

That’ll teach the evil fuck to dare challenge our Joe.

Where is Joe anyway?

Bugger!  He’s wandered off again.