So Chas is holding a bit of bash this weekend.
I have thrown parties myself in the past but none have cost anywhere near £100,000,000. I keep the costs down by asking guests to bring a six-pack. Maybe Chas should do the same? Cut costs a bit?
Anyways my bet is that this is going to be one of the most woke parties of all time. I can guarantee that the guests will represent every colour under the sun and every conceivable gender which won’t leave much room for the locals.
There is one little snippet of information that intrigued me –
Irish Gaelic? Are we back in the UK and nobody told me? If it means we’re out of the EU too then that’s grand.
Maybe they are including Irish Gaelic because a few people in Norn Iron speak it? But if so they’ll have to include a moxy load of other languages which are spoken in various cities around England?
I didn’t get an invite.
I wouldn’t have gone anyway.