Boy, but they love their important sounding names.
First there was the Good Friday Agreement.
Then there was the Northern Ireland Protocol.
Now we have the Windsor Framework.
And lest we forget – the Stormont Brake.
For fuck’s sake!
All the above have to be spoken about in reverent tones to give the impression that the speaker is somehow one of the inner circle as if they they are some kind of Freemason’s special code.
I get the impression that there is a civil service office somewhere that is there simply to dream up these titles. How else does everyone suddenly start using the same name at the same time?
What happens when they run out of important sounding names?
Frankly, the Stormont Brake is pushing it a bit.