Monday conundrums
It’s a strange sort of day today.
China has come to the fore again.
First of all they have suddenly started sending helium filled condoms across the Pacific for no apparent reason.. Are they having a laugh or is it just the aftermath of some party they were holding and the balloons or condoms or whatever they were floating just got out of hand? It seems to have annoyed Sleepy Joe anyway.
And I still haven’t worked out why the Chinese are so interested in this here site. They are visiting in their droves and I’m now getting as many visitors from China as I am from the UK. I thought it might be some sort of spidery thing but the visits seem to come from all over the country. Most seem to be coming from a Chinese search engine like some sort of Google machine. I hope they’re finding what they are looking for though I do wonder what interest there is in the brain farts of an old geezer in the wilds of Wicklow. Why am I so internationally famous?
Meanwhile I still have that damned headache. Panadol just doesn’t work. My Good Lady is insisting I visit Doc, as if he didn’t have enough work with all the Ukranians in the area. Anyway he’s closed today as they have in their infinite wisdom decided it’s a bank holiday as if we didn’t have enough of them.
On a similar note, the Lurgy is getting close. I thought it had more or less gone away but Next Door Neighbour apparently has it, so it’s only a fence away.
I’m still not wearing a mask though.
Go and see the Doc, GD, at least it sounds like you can still get an appointment.
If not make an appointment with the Vet, I do think there actually quite sensible.
Your use of slang, jargon, wee swearies and dialect has thrown their search engines, or whatever they use to automatically trawl the Interwebs, into a paddy.
This calls for human intervention. Thus your clicks.
They think it possible that you are sending coded messages to some re-revolutionary group.
Either that or they think you are a wise old man living up a mountain issuing cryptic (see slang, jargon….. above) coded messages.The Great O’Rackle, goes into trances induced by the Powers 43.2 per cent.
The Great Firewall has stopped access to all but two non-Chinese websites: your site and https://www.pylonofthemonth.org/. Which one would you choose?
That’s my theory, do with it what you will. 😉
Oh, and go and see the doc. He might have a better theory or a cure for your headaches.
You are a famous author. Was ‘Head Rambles’ ever published in Chinese? You may have more royalties coming than you thought. Depending on the exchange rate, you may have enough coming to buy a new pipe and a couple of tins of tobacco.