What is my dog eating? — 9 Comments

  1. Thé bos’un’s name was Carter
    By God he was a farter !
    When the Wind wouldn’t blow
    And the ship wouldn’t go
    We got Carter the farter to start ‘er

    • It’s one of those with a ton of individual additions, modifications and versions, each vying to be more risqué than the previous.

  2. The captain’s name was Horton,
    By hell he had a short ‘un.
    But to make up for his loss,
    He had balls like an ‘oss
    And a fart like a 500 Norton.

    Happy days.

  3. The former owner of the organ won’t have missed it for very long – it’s off to the factory before they are 30 months old.

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