There was a little snippet of news yesterday that I almost missed.
Maybe that was the general intention? Whisper the item and then shout over it about Ukraine or the elections in Norn Iron in the hopes that no one will notice? Tough shit! I noticed.
It seems Eamonn Cuntface Ryan, our illustrious Green Party leader has somehow allocated himself five million yoyos in order to make propaganda films about his fucking Warble Gloaming. Five fucking million? Of tax payers’ money?
Green Party Leader Eamon Ryan said that he does not think this will be a once-off round of funding for climate coverage, but that the Government needs to see how it works, test it, and try it out to make sure that it is the right model to support climate broadcasting.
What the fuck is climate broadcasting?
Well, apparently it’s “media content that raises awareness of climate change and promote action and behavioural change to combat it.”
Is there a single sinner alive who isn’t “aware” of their climate bleating? We hear it all the time. A storm? Climate Change! A spot of flooding? Climate Change! A fine spell? Climate Change! Everything these days is somehow caused by Climate Change. Didn’t they, at one point, try to blame Climate Change for the Virus? We are constantly told we have only a year or so to save the planet. That’s fine. It’s always a year from the time of pronouncement so it’s obviously a moveable feast. Twenty years time, it will still be “next year”.
They are going to promote “action and behavioural change”? Five million quids worth of telling us to recycle everything and nag us about plastic?
Broadcasting Authority of Ireland Chief Executive Celene Craig said she expects the money will support a wide range of projects including animation, documentaries, children’s programmes and more.
Animation is children’s programmes you twat. Just brainwash the kiddies with your alarmist shit to give them more nightmares.
“This Sound and Vision programming will show people what is happening to our climate and how to stop it,” she said.
So they know how to stop it then? Great.